'I'll be fine, Mum (cough, splutter) Just fine.'
Can you ever keep your kids safe? It worries me a lot, especially with the school holidays coming up. The youngest is always falling flat on his face when running after his brother but rather than let him learn from his mistakes, I shout after him: ‘STOP.’ And when he doesn’t stop, I grasp him by the hand and hold onto him for dear life, despite his struggle to release himself from my bony manacle.
Part of the reason for this is because he now weighs about the same as a big sack of potatoes. King Eddies. And my ageing back just can’t handle the strain of bearing his weight to or from nursery as he screams the place down after his latest Face-Meet-Pavement-Pavement-Meet face whoopsie daisy.
But the bigger reason is that I can’t bear to see him hurt. His tears drown my insides, turning them to mush. I would do anything to take the pain away, wish it onto myself. Give it to me, give it to me, I can handle it. He can’t.
Some of this paranoia stems from the pain I saw his big brother in when he was six weeks old. He had fluid on his lungs, and because he was so little, he couldn’t cough it up, clear it out. Child 2 became so breathless, so congested, that we had to call an ambulance. We took him to A&E and spent an anxious four hours as the doctors examined him, stuck things down his throat, pulled bungee ropes of snot out of his tiny frame, and then admitted him to hospital for a week.
My now-wife and I spent every waking moment by his bedside, giving hourly bulletins to his big sister’s dad. We’d avoided all eye contact with each other for fear of seeing what the other was thinking, and those thoughts were this: ‘Are we going to lose him?’
Our little boy was sending us different messages. He had tubes coming out of his nose, but despite his fragility, his eyes were always strong, always saying: ‘Don’t worry, I’m going to be fine. Honest. I promise. Swear to God. On a stack of Bibles.’
Parenthood, eh?
His little brother had no such issues with his health. He was born on the living room carpet as a David Attenborough documentary was playing in the background. He was strong and robust, emerged with a full head of flowing locks and a glint in his eye that said: ‘I’m going to be trouble.’ But he never has been. Except for the falls when he runs, and the occasional bout of Youngest Child Tyranny, which he exercises sparingly – thank God – to get his own way with his older siblings. Continue reading →